sometimes the work week is just so much work, am i right?
today i escaped my apathy and boredom at my desk and headed to my favorite thrift shop, which is more consignment-meets-hoarders, and is one of those places where you take really shallow breaths to avoid inhaling centuries of dust and mildew and god knows what else. it is awesome. i was not in the mood to spend money today, which is usually the case, which makes me wonder why i ever go shopping at all? but oh, the clothes and the trinkets!
i walked right in the front door and found this black lucite chair for only $28 and the skies parted and the angels sang and even as i thought “where on earth will i put this?” i thought for sure that i had found a priceless treasure.
just to be sure, i sent a picture of the chair to my long distance girlfriend ashley,. who introduced me to said thrift shop, and asked her opinion, assuming she’d be all, hell yeah you go GET you that lucite chair! but then things took a turn.
me: how badly do i need this $28 lucite chair?
ash: uncomfy and sure to look outdated soon enough. i don’t think it’ll be a good investment.
my soul was crushed, until i received her followup text.
ash: my husband would say that it looks like it belongs in a Miami hotel room where people snort cocaine.
with that, i slowly backed away from the chair, strangely validated in my rejection of the once hopeful seat. we hardly knew ye, lucite chair!
i spent the rest of my tour taking pictures of ridiculous things and sending them to hubs with messages like “this monkey lamp is worth $100 right?” and “how much do you love this poster of a lady walking two afghans?” he knows better than to protest too much, so i left the thrift shop empty-handed on my own accord.
here is a glimpse of some of the other treasures that i passed up.
stroh’s is probably the worst beer in the world. there were 12 of these mugs. hubs drinks stroh’s sometimes if it’s the $1 beer special at our local restaurant that allows you to bring your dog. needless to say, we eat there a lot.
upon further relfection, i seriously regret not getting these tiny busts of unknown (to me) Swiss composers which also wind up and play music! shoulda gone back for these babies.
the illustrious monkey lamp.
a plaque that i 100% seriously wanted to buy for my father-in-law, though i was uncomfortable with the reference to an “old” fisherman. nobody wants to be called old, right? but i think my mother-in-law would have approved of the reference to his “best catch”.
and the afghan poster, which is quite possibly the most hideous thing i’ve ever seen at a thrift store. we both know that’s not true. but it left quite the impression on me.
i mean, right?
this concludes our thrift store adventures for today, and possibly ever. it was exhausting wading through all of the W.S.S.A. (Worthless Shit that Sits Around ™). until next time!