Thursday Is Just A Means To Get To Friday

Today I’m just going to whine about stuff.  Ready?  GO.

The other day at work, I tried to go to my favorite furniture blog, and a screen popped up that said the website was blocked because it was prawn.  And now IT thinks I tried to look at prawn while at work!  a) I’m not THAT dumb, and b) it’s a furniture blog!  What is this world coming to?

I have not slept AT ALL this week.  Each night, I’ve woken up sometime between 3 a.m. and 5 a.m. wide awake, and once I realized that it was going to stay that way, I read my iPhone and petted my dog until the alarm finally went off.  Sleep FAIL.  I remedied this with a dose of Nyquil at 9:30 last night, and now I feel all foggy, kinda like…

The weather.  It’s been foggy and misty-rainy here for what feels like weeks.  Just effing RAIN already!  Get it over with!  In reality, it’s probably been a day or two here or there.  But it’s so depressingly dank outside, all I want to do is curl up into a ball and sleep it off, except see #1.  That’s not happening.

Picnik is closing.  How am I supposed to edit pictures and make them hilarious now?  Will someone please buy Picnik, keep it free, and allow me to still use it?  I’m going to have to go Perez Hilton style and draw on all of my photos in MS Paint.  Nobody likes Paint.

My body is falling apart.  Recently I started doing a new yoga video in the privacy of my basement, as it should be, and last week I pulled a muscle in my back.  My back!  I’m only 28.  Why is this already happening to meeee?!?  I think on Tuesday I also strained my groin muscle but I’m trying to ignore it.

And in conclusion, this goes out to all of my friends: no more moving away and/or dying.  We’ve had enough.  Please be safe.  And if you’re in Georgia, then please stay here, and if you’re not, then come back immediately.  Thanks!


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