Fun fact of the day: Smokey the Bear’s original name was supposed to be “Hotfoot Teddy”.
I only have space in my head for one joke at a time. Kind of like how in Sunday school growing up, I could only remember one bible verse at a time. As soon as I memorized a new one, the previous one was gone from existence, as far as my brain was concerned. I can remember specific stories from the bible, although some of them are admittedly fuzzy. But as far as ver batim verses go, I am out of luck. Which is just one of the reasons that I would be a terrible lawyer. See also: anxiety over public speaking, being terrified of confrontation, not looking good in a suit, etc. etc. the list goes on.
Which brings me to the only joke I know (right now). Disclaimer: I do not endorse this joke. I don’t choose which jokes I can remember, they choose me.
Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have kids? … Because every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.